Meet Dave. Dave has romantic relationships with balloons. He is twenty-seven, a proud “looner” and single, ladies!!! Woooo.
Dave was profiled in a National Geographic show entitled, “Taboo” awhile back, and featured on Gawker. We’ve been keeping him on the back burner until a quiet day when we could share this video with you. Warning: this falls somewhere in the gray area of funny and really creepy. His relationship with balloons are indeed taboo, if not completely alarming.
In fact, Dave reminds us of another man we have written about here before: the Adult Baby. Perhaps they should be friends.
In all seriousness he’s probably a nice person who will find a lady one day who appreciates his balloon art loving. Or something.