World’s Most Famous Beard Defects- The Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise Debacle

I feel compelled to write about the Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise divorce for a few reasons.

Firstly, Katie and Suri have rented an apartment four blocks away from my apartment and are pretty much my nabes/are going to my Whole Foods on the reg. I am semi tempted to go up there to see if the scientologists are stalking her, just cause I can.

Secondly, I have gained a new respect for Katie Holmes, and although she probably signed a contract that said she had to marry a gay asshole, this photo captures the feeling of FREEDOM.

Tom Cruise can suck it. That is all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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