The Starbucks Masturbator

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them.

Bathrooms in NYC Starbucks stores have increasingly become *somewhat* more civilized public restrooms. At some establishments the restroom line is longer than the line for coffee. But this- this really just pushes it over the edge. What a creeper. And what’s even weirder… Guess what the guy calls himself? Mr. Peepee. He is a”citizen journalist” who talks about sex on Twitter and produces a podcast on something called “Glory Hold Radio Network”. End of story.

SFAR

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