The Pink Shorts Farter

It was a busy night at the restaurant where I work, when a young couple came in for their dinner reservation. The man was wearing pink shorts. The owner seemed to have overbooked that night so the hostess apologized telling them it would be a 15 minute wait.

Even though they were offered a free round of drinks, the guy became angrier and angrier and started to berate the hostess in front of everybody. 15 minutes later their table was ready and the hostess led them upstairs where they would be seated. The man briskly walks in front of her as they go up the stairs. Right before the couple turns the corner to walk to their table, the pink shorts wearer lets out a huge loud fart right in the hostesses face. His girlfriend didn’t even react.

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