Text Boyfriend

Occasionally we stumble upon amazing items on the Internet. Today was one of those days.

We introduce to you “Text Boyfriend,” a subscription texting service that texts subscribers “sweet” text messages 3 times per week. This, according to their marketers, is the “perfect amount of sweetness”. Subscribers can choose to receive texts from TB for a day, a week, a month, or a year. Oh, the choices!

Isn’t this exactly what you’ve been looking for, ladies? You can thank us by inviting us to your virtual wedding. In the meantime, “never be without attention” (from a computer sending randomly generated messages posing as a human).



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