Tag Archives: USA

Happy 4th From An Anonymous Dick

What does American Independence Day mean to you? Does it mean waking up to an uninvited dick pic from a stranger? Nope, us either! This happened to one of our dear friends this morning. And boy did she handle it … Continue reading

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Carp-e Diem

Are you a young, twenty-something person that spent the fourth of July wearing american flag jorts and grilling burgers, instagramming every moment in its full American glory? If so, you probably have wondered what the rest of the country was … Continue reading

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MALIBU AMERICAN GLADIATOR

If you ever feel down about not having a significant other, just remind yourself it could be this guy.

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America the Beautiful

‘Twas the eve of our nation’s birthday, and my state could be described as charmingly sloppy and I was having all kinds of success on the dance floor. In fact, I was so smitten with one particular dancing partner, we … Continue reading

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Stinkayy Feet

I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” … Continue reading

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