Tag Archives: Idiots

Dear Dude, Your iPhone is Smarter Than You

A friend of mine at work relayed the following story to me today. Last night she got a text from a guy who’s been chasing her pretty hard. He texted to say, “I’ve been thinking about you girl, can’t wait … Continue reading

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Gumby Tries to Rob 7-11, Fails

Dear Sir, perhaps next time you shouldn’t wear a giant cartoon Gumby costume when trying to rob a convenience store. Moreover, perhaps you should stop committing crimes in general. It doesn’t seem to suit you. SFAR via Fark.com

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