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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading

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The ocean, you say

Facebook message from Guy to Girl he does not know Subject: hi!  Text: how are you? how you got there life beyond the ocean? ———————————————————————————————— Not sure how he knew I was a mermaid, but, wow. Sign me up… SFAR

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Scabies (STD)

The following message was sent to me via Facebook by a guy I had hooked up with several times over various holidays. Message: “i dont know how to tell you this but you seem to have given me scabies (STD) … Continue reading

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