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And The Award for Worst Pick-up Line Goes to…

Nothing to sober you happy drunk than the worst pick up line EVER! In Perth for work having a few too many drinks with a mate when a guy comes up to her with the opening line of (brace yourself) … Continue reading

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Don’t Mess with Texas

Scene: Pat Green Concert, New York City Girl is approached by a guy in a shirt that looks like the Texas state flag much like this one: Pat begins playing “Wave on Wave” and the place goes wild. The guy asks … Continue reading

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Don’t Let the Suit Fool You

Scene: A bar on New York’s Lower East Side, Midnight on a Friday evening Dear Gentleman clad in a full suit passed out in a bar, This is not a good look for you. Better luck next time, champ. Signed, … Continue reading

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Blackouts

Boy: Remember that time we went out after graduation? Girl: Yes, that was such a fun night. Boy: I think I tried to kiss you, but I honestly can’t remember.

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