Tag Archives: Cheaters

Como Se Dice (How do you say?)

I sit beside a young Guatemalan couple in Antigua, drinking my glass of wine and watching the sunset. They smile at me politely, hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes. The girl gets up to use the restroom. The … Continue reading

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Chris Hansen from ‘To Catch a Predator’ is caught red handed

If you have ever watched ‘To Catch a Predator,’ then you know Chris Hansen. He’s the host who lures disgusting, perverted child molesters into a house and grills them about what they expected to find at the house (a 14 … Continue reading

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Wrong Number Much?

Recently I received the following text not intended for me. Prepare yourself. Text: “yeah girl it is that big. come by my room at lunch and ill show you and yeah… i technically have a girlfriend but she’ll never find … Continue reading

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The Hit and Run

There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me … Continue reading

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