Tag Archives: 4th of July

Celebrating Independence Day

I love Independence Day. For single people I think it carries an added significance- celebrating the absolute freedom of being unattached. Our society is built on the institution of marriage and “settling down”. I spend a lot of time thinking … Continue reading

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Carp-e Diem

Are you a young, twenty-something person that spent the fourth of July wearing american flag jorts and grilling burgers, instagramming every moment in its full American glory? If so, you probably have wondered what the rest of the country was … Continue reading

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America the Beautiful

‘Twas the eve of our nation’s birthday, and my state could be described as charmingly sloppy and I was having all kinds of success on the dance floor. In fact, I was so smitten with one particular dancing partner, we … Continue reading

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading

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