Stinkayy Feet

I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” on my balcony. Um, say what? He commented that his feet get smelly when he wears shoes, and seemed completely shocked that I was even slightly put off by this.

After I playfully mocked his “stinkayy feet” he got angry and told me I’m way too sarcastic and whiny for him and that he needed to leave. He and his smelly feet promptly escorted themselves out and have not reappeared since.

Cheerio, old boy…

SFAR

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