Douche of the Week: John Mayer

Somewhere in between breaking onto the scene as the cute, introspective singer/songwriter and the year 2011, John Mayer became the creepiest, douchiest, most self-centered fella this side of the Mississippi.

For a couple of years now, we’ve noticed this transition happening. He has screwed over some of Hollywood’s hottest ladies (cough Jennifer, Taylor, Jessica) and aired his dirty laundry in Playboy of all places.

His creepy-ness hit an all-time high last night when he arrived at the Grammy’s looking like a high child molester, giving all of the girls who once swooned over John the heebie-jeebies.

In case you forget what Mayer once looked like, he is the cutie pie in the picture below:

Fast forward a decade or so, add in a huge ego and an addiction to porn, and you get this:

Some choice quotes from Mayer that make us cringe:

About Jessica Simpson- “That girl, for me, is a drug. And drugs aren’t good for you if you do lots of them. Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me… Sexually it was crazy. That’s all I’ll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm…”

“I don’t think I open myself to it. My dick is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and a fuckin’ David Duke cock. I’m going to start dating separately from my dick.”

“There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.”

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