Jay Cutler Dumps Kristin Cavallari, Ends Engagement

When I first heard that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari were dating, I thought they were a match made in heaven. He, a douchey double-chinned quarterback whose presence I was graced with in my college years, and she, a bitchy non-star who made a career out of catfighting, seemed to be a good match.

However, the news today that Cutler broke off his engagement to Kristin made me feel sorry for her and wish she had been warned that he was a total douche prior to accepting the rock. Unfortunately this news is neither surprising nor out of character for Jay.

R.I.P. Cutlerari.

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