Happy 4th From An Anonymous Dick

What does American Independence Day mean to you? Does it mean waking up to an uninvited dick pic from a stranger? Nope, us either! This happened to one of our dear friends this morning. And boy did she handle it well…

What a barbarian. Keep your junk to yourself, dude.

SFAR.

What ridiculousness did YOU encounter today? Send us your stories, texts, photos, anonymously: submit@singleforareason.com