Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl texts boy and receives the following response:

How charming.

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