Category Archives: Workplace Foibles

The Nation’s Capital of Awkwardness

On a 3-day business trip I became chummy with a heavy-set guy who worked in our company’s office in Washington, DC, where my work meetings were being held. We hung out a couple of nights over drinks which culminated in … Continue reading

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The “Hang and Bang”

My company recently moved into a new office and had a lot of things we needed to get done- setting up the phones, hanging our TVs in the conference rooms, etc. Unfortunately, the Comcast guy assigned to us was the biggest … Continue reading

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The Office Move

The administrative assistant in my office was commiserating with me about our upcoming office move, as most of the annoyance will fall on her shoulders. As I asked her about it she laughed and referenced a move she led at her old … Continue reading

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VOICEMAIL: I’m Tina

Sometimes after a hook-up, you choose to call and leave a voicemail. PLAY: I’m Tina Note, the recipient of this voice mail is not named Reginald and did not have a tryst with Tina. He received this on his voicemail at … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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“Bossman” aka Mr. Nightlife

I used to work at a nightclub and had a huge crush on the owner who was an intense womanizer. One night we went to an afterparty, he dragged me in the bathroom and started going down on me and … Continue reading

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