Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

Midtown Men & Larry Flynt

Posted on March 22, 2011 by Single for a Reason

This is a PSA for anyone attempting to date a man who works or lives in the vicinity of midtown Manhattan. Aka you, your roommate, your best friend from college, maybe even her divorcee mom, et al. Be warned…                            Last week, … Continue reading →

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a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Single for a Reason

a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch, being unemployed in New York is not fun, especially when you blew your first year analyst money on $200 cocktails made with champagne … Continue reading →

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NYMag Sexual Diaries

Posted on February 13, 2011 by admin

Wow. After we read this recent entry of New York Magazine’s, Sexual Diaries, and ceased vomiting, we knew we had to share with you. This article speaks for itself. “34, male, Midtown East, financial consultant, single, straight”, watch out, ladies… … Continue reading →

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First Year Analysts

Posted on February 1, 2011 by admin

Dear Self, The next time a guy approaches me for dating, I will stop and take time to look at the signature at the bottom of his emails. If it by chance reads: Analyst Investment Banking I must pause and … Continue reading →

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A Timely SFAR Quiz

Posted on January 25, 2011 by admin

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items: , he is: A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW) B. Not yet out of the closet C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend) D. A hetero douche (RUN) E. … Continue reading →

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Posted on January 24, 2011 by admin

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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