Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

Donkey Dick/ Horse Pat

Scene: Lower East Side rockers bar, the one where Lady Gaga’s boyfriend is the bartender (read: Bros/ Wallstreeters are not allowed) I’m sitting at the bar with a couple of friends. Above the bar there is a sign on the wall that … Continue reading

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a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch

a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch, being unemployed in New York is not fun, especially when you blew your first year analyst money on $200 cocktails made with champagne … Continue reading

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NYMag Sexual Diaries

Wow. After we read this recent entry of New York Magazine’s, Sexual Diaries, and ceased vomiting, we knew we had to share with you. This article speaks for itself. “34, male, Midtown East, financial consultant, single, straight”, watch out, ladies… … Continue reading

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First Year Analysts

Dear Self, The next time a guy approaches me for dating, I will stop and take time to look at the signature at the bottom of his emails. If it by chance reads: Analyst Investment Banking I must pause and … Continue reading

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A Timely SFAR Quiz

Scenario quiz: If a guy is “pursuing you” and wearing the below items: , he is: A. Patrick Bateman (American Psycho- RUN NOW) B. Not yet out of the closet C. A fashion-forward homo (befriend) D. A hetero douche (RUN) E. … Continue reading

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Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

Because people like this actually exist… in very large numbers.

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