Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

Con Artists from Vermont

Once upon a time I took a road trip with my girls to celebrate the graduation of one of our friends, let’s call her Mary, from our college. We set off in her SUV toward the location of her choosing: Vermont, … Continue reading

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Wall Street Guy Makes Dating Spreadsheet

Sometimes guys do weird things. And other times they do REALLY weird things, like make a spreadsheet of the girls they are trying to date. Creepy.  Please, examine for yourself: Color-coded, with details like “from coastal Romania” and “well traveled”, … Continue reading

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Banker Leaves 1% Tip to Waitress

Wow, this is disgusting. The UK Daily Mail reported yesterday about a major banking boss who left more than his arrogance at the Newport Beach, CA restaurant where he and a junior employee were dining. After finishing a fancy lunch … Continue reading

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CNBC’s How to Date a Banker

We recently came across this fine piece of journalism from the folks over at CNBC which gives advice to women on how to date Wall Street guys. While we have a staunch opinion on the matter (DON’T DO IT),  dating “expert”/ Wall … Continue reading

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JP Morgan Cover Letter

Once upon a January 2012, an eager wannabe Wall Street guy sent a cover letter and resume to JP Morgan. After spouting unbelievably embarrassing and self-aggrandizing sentiments about his intellectual superiority and physical aptitude, he closed the letter with the standard, “I look … Continue reading

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NSFW: Body Sushi

At a certain gentlemen’s club, one of the services offered is “body sushi”, where you can pay to eat raw fish off of a naked stranger’s body. The club advertises this service with the below poster hanging outside the club. … Continue reading

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One Investment Banker’s Approach to Dating

In New York, dating is an activity. Nay, it is a sport. And in this sport, there are many crazy sequences of events that lead to many hilarious stories (some of which end up right here on this blog). Once … Continue reading

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Double-Borough Dating

We hate to give this guy more attention. Because he’s a hardcore serious douche. We do however want to make you aware that things like this HAPPEN. According to an article in the New York Post last week, a 27 … Continue reading

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“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading

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Larry Flynt’s Hustlers On The Move

You may remember a story we posted a couple of months back about Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club’s innovative marketing strategies of poaching young suits in Midtown Manhattan. Well, apparently, that effort has not been fruitful enough for Larry, as he … Continue reading

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