Category Archives: Wall Street Wankers

CNBC’s How to Date a Banker

Posted on February 17, 2012 by admin

We recently came across this fine piece of journalism from the folks over at CNBC which gives advice to women on how to date Wall Street guys. While we have a staunch opinion on the matter (DON’T DO IT),  dating “expert”/ Wall … Continue reading →

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JP Morgan Cover Letter

Posted on February 9, 2012 by admin

Once upon a January 2012, an eager wannabe Wall Street guy sent a cover letter and resume to JP Morgan. After spouting unbelievably embarrassing and self-aggrandizing sentiments about his intellectual superiority and physical aptitude, he closed the letter with the standard, “I look … Continue reading →

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NSFW: Body Sushi

Posted on January 27, 2012 by admin

At a certain gentlemen’s club, one of the services offered is “body sushi”, where you can pay to eat raw fish off of a naked stranger’s body. The club advertises this service with the below poster hanging outside the club. … Continue reading →

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One Investment Banker’s Approach to Dating

Posted on December 14, 2011 by admin

In New York, dating is an activity. Nay, it is a sport. And in this sport, there are many crazy sequences of events that lead to many hilarious stories (some of which end up right here on this blog). Once … Continue reading →

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Double-Borough Dating

Posted on July 11, 2011 by admin

We hate to give this guy more attention. Because he’s a hardcore serious douche. We do however want to make you aware that things like this HAPPEN. According to an article in the New York Post last week, a 27 … Continue reading →

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“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Posted on June 28, 2011 by admin

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading →

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Larry Flynt’s Hustlers On The Move

Posted on June 6, 2011 by admin

You may remember a story we posted a couple of months back about Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club’s innovative marketing strategies of poaching young suits in Midtown Manhattan. Well, apparently, that effort has not been fruitful enough for Larry, as he … Continue reading →

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Donkey Dick/ Horse Pat

Posted on April 21, 2011 by admin

Scene: Lower East Side rockers bar, the one where Lady Gaga’s boyfriend is the bartender (read: Bros/ Wallstreeters are not allowed) I’m sitting at the bar with a couple of friends. Above the bar there is a sign on the wall that … Continue reading →

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Midtown Men & Larry Flynt

Posted on March 22, 2011 by Single for a Reason

This is a PSA for anyone attempting to date a man who works or lives in the vicinity of midtown Manhattan. Aka you, your roommate, your best friend from college, maybe even her divorcee mom, et al. Be warned…                            Last week, … Continue reading →

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a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Single for a Reason

a) Hanging out with this guy looks SO boring. b) He was fired after this video aired. Ouch, being unemployed in New York is not fun, especially when you blew your first year analyst money on $200 cocktails made with champagne … Continue reading →

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