Category Archives: Terrible Texts

Text Boyfriend

Posted on 05/03/2011 by admin

Occasionally we stumble upon amazing items on the Internet. Today was one of those days. We introduce to you “Text Boyfriend,” a subscription texting service that texts subscribers “sweet” text messages 3 times per week. This, according to their marketers, is … Continue reading →

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Background: Girl receives voicemail from a dude she doesn’t know. Girl texts dude that he has the wrong number, and receives this text in return.                        

Posted on 05/03/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Are You a Hot Chick?

A new twitter account called Texts from my Xes came to our attention yesterday, here are a few of our favorites. For more, click here. textsfrommyXes i can’t quit you. i realize that’s a line from brokeback mountain but it’s … Continue reading →

Posted on 09/02/2011 by admin | Comments Off on Texts from Exes

No Strings Attached

Posted on 03/02/2011 by admin

Guy: We can be like the movie No Strings Attached. You can be Natalie and I’ll be Ashton Girl: (No Response) Guy: Come to Ashton, Natalie Girl: (No response) Guy: No strings attached, promise Girl: (No response)

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Ultimate Desperation

Posted on 02/02/2011 by admin

3 texts from different guys, each more desperate than the next:   1. Uknown Number: Up for a “you know what”? 2. Uknown Number: Dinner Wednesday?  Girl: …Who is this?  3. Uknown Number: Hi There!

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…and don’t call me sweetheart

Posted on 27/01/2011 by admin

Boy: Hello sweetheart, ur name was just brought up by the girl was was under the blanket on the couch that night I met u. What u doin sweetie? No response. Boy (3 weeks later): What you getting into tonight?

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