Category Archives: Terrible Texts
3 texts from different guys, each more desperate than the next: 1. Uknown Number: Up for a “you know what”? 2. Uknown Number: Dinner Wednesday? Girl: …Who is this? 3. Uknown Number: Hi There!
Boy: Hello sweetheart, ur name was just brought up by the girl was was under the blanket on the couch that night I met u. What u doin sweetie? No response. Boy (3 weeks later): What you getting into tonight?
Texts from a guy 5 minutes after meeting him on NYE. Guy: So I just met u, call me so we can talk Girl: No response Guy: I really meant what I said, it was nice to meet you Girl: … Continue reading
boy: so someone just sent me a picture of emma watson’s boobs haha girl: cooool boy: i don’t believe this picture is real. i have reason to believe it was fabricated girl: (no response) boy: what’s the score of the … Continue reading
Boy: Where to fucker? Girl: Are you kidding? Boy: gggmg%mvvmgmvmg%mmvsgamd
Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine? Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady? Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a … Continue reading
Boy: We r in Meatpacking. Come find me. Girl: I hope you realize how ridiculous that message was. Boy: Ya it was, but where r u? Girl: Home. Boy: Where r u?
Single 1: Great time as always. Get some rest; safe travels tomorrow. Single 2: Fun evening, cool company. Have a good day.