Category Archives: Terrible Texts

Dear Dude, Your iPhone is Smarter Than You

Posted on November 14, 2011 by admin

A friend of mine at work relayed the following story to me today. Last night she got a text from a guy who’s been chasing her pretty hard. He texted to say, “I’ve been thinking about you girl, can’t wait … Continue reading →

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Texting- A Helpful Legend

Posted on August 5, 2011 by admin
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Wrong number much?

Posted on June 25, 2011 by admin

Recently I received the following text not intended for me. Prepare yourself. Text: “yeah girl it is that big. come by my room at lunch and ill show you and yeah… i technically have a girlfriend but she’ll never find … Continue reading →

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Whyyyy do you BBM me?

Posted on June 9, 2011 by admin

So I’ve been in a very college-esque relationship with this guy (i.e. we hook up casually; he refuses to commit; I know I’m stupid, and the cycle continues). Anyway, I go through this conversation probably 3 times a week with … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Deal?

Posted on March 7, 2011 by admin

I went on a date with a totally sweet guy. Complete gentleman, whatever. So we see each other again and after the date things get, well, quickly intimate. We continue to communicate over text for the next few days. On … Continue reading →

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Text Boyfriend

Posted on March 5, 2011 by admin

Occasionally we stumble upon amazing items on the Internet. Today was one of those days. We introduce to you “Text Boyfriend,” a subscription texting service that texts subscribers “sweet” text messages 3 times per week. This, according to their marketers, is … Continue reading →

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Background: Girl receives voicemail from a dude she doesn’t know. Girl texts dude that he has the wrong number, and receives this text in return.                        

Posted on March 5, 2011 by admin | Comments Off

A new twitter account called Texts from my Xes came to our attention yesterday, here are a few of our favorites. For more, click here. textsfrommyXes i can’t quit you. i realize that’s a line from brokeback mountain but it’s … Continue reading →

Posted on February 9, 2011 by admin | Comments Off

No Strings Attached

Posted on February 3, 2011 by admin

Guy: We can be like the movie No Strings Attached. You can be Natalie and I’ll be Ashton Girl: (No Response) Guy: Come to Ashton, Natalie Girl: (No response) Guy: No strings attached, promise Girl: (No response)

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Ultimate Desperation

Posted on February 2, 2011 by admin

3 texts from different guys, each more desperate than the next:   1. Uknown Number: Up for a “you know what”? 2. Uknown Number: Dinner Wednesday?  Girl: …Who is this?  3. Uknown Number: Hi There!

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