Category Archives: Frat Bros

USC Frat Letter Disgusts, Baffles, Churns Stomachs

The following fraternity e-mail was brought to our attention today after it leaked onto the interwebs. It seems to be real, though we have a hard time believing any of these guys ever find the time to get laid with the … Continue reading

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Beer, Balls, and Condoms

The product placement at this Duane Reade is spot on.

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How Porn is Affecting the American Male Libido

This month’s New York Magazine is full of many gems, most notably, for our purposes, “He’s Just Not That Into Anyone”. A revealing, and dare I say, relevant look into the increasingly acknowleged physical and emotional side effects of online … Continue reading

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Steamy Showers, Spandex, and Bro-Mances

Scene: College Crew Team Boathouse, after practice. The Men’s crew team at my school, like most other small, liberal arts colleges, suffered from a bro-mance problem, a problem that definitely pushed the bounds of a platonic relationship. Intra-team romances were … Continue reading

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Confessions of Affection

If you are considering a girl you have known for many years that you have “always liked her,” always had a “thing” for her in college or high school, or secretly always wanted to date her, this is probably a bad … Continue reading

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Dip

Dipping makes you look like you have a cancerous tumor in your mouth- which is ironically what you will have if you keep chewing tobacco. Also, spit cups are quite possibly the grossest thing ever.

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Fraternities

  An e-mail sent to a fraternity listserve by the president. ~~ Bros, Just as a reminder, please have your Formal dates secured by NO LATER than the end of THIS WEEK. Plan for the formal to be on SATURDAY so that the … Continue reading

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