Category Archives: Fashion Faux-Pas

Subway Peepshow

I was riding the train to the school where I teach one morning when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Some sort of seeds (maybe sunflower seeds?) were spilling out of a paper bag a man … Continue reading

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Shirt for One?

Not sure what Gap is trying to suggest with this ad, but not loving it. Single for a reason…meaning I’d like my own shirt.

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Sagging Pants

This has happened to us several times recently. You’re riding on the subway or walking up the stairs in a public setting, turn your head and there’s some guy’s butt in your face. His pants are sagging below his butt … Continue reading

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And the Douchiest Shirt Award Goes to…

I recently saw a guy wearing this shirt at the gym. For the record, guys, this is not a good look, nor does it attract the ladiez. This shirt should not be worn anywhere.If you must wear it somewhere, that … Continue reading

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Mantyhose, Men in Tights

Pantyhose are a staple in every woman’s wardrobe. Comfortable they are not, but they are one of those necessary evils women deal with to keep up appearances and stay warm in the winter months. However, the term “sausage casing” (as I … Continue reading

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Are You Wearing My Jacket?

Once upon a holiday break, I went to a party hosted by friends of mine I’d gone to high school with. Going into an event like that, you know you are going to come across a variety of people- some … Continue reading

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The Scarf Sharers

While running this weekend, I came across this couple walking along the Hudson River. You know this couples’ type. They’re the type that do EVERYTHING together. From the moment they wake up in the morning til they brush their teeth … Continue reading

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Monkey Ugly Shoes

These shoes are not funny. They are awkward and ugly and should only be found on the feet of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz. Unfortunately, that is not the case. We wrote about “toe shoes” a couple … Continue reading

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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Toe Shoes

We thought Crocs were bad. Correction: Crocs are bad, and embarrassing for people over the age of 10. But toe shoes are REPULSIVE. These kind of shoes not only exist but are being worn by young guys attempting to woo young … Continue reading

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