Category Archives: Fashion Faux-Pas

Are You Wearing My Jacket?

Once upon a holiday break, I went to a party hosted by friends of mine I’d gone to high school with. Going into an event like that, you know you are going to come across a variety of people- some … Continue reading

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The Scarf Sharers

While running this weekend, I came across this couple walking along the Hudson River. You know this couples’ type. They’re the type that do EVERYTHING together. From the moment they wake up in the morning til they brush their teeth … Continue reading

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Monkey Ugly Shoes

These shoes are not funny. They are awkward and ugly and should only be found on the feet of the flying monkeys in the Wizard of Oz. Unfortunately, that is not the case. We wrote about “toe shoes” a couple … Continue reading

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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Toe Shoes

We thought Crocs were bad. Correction: Crocs are bad, and embarrassing for people over the age of 10. But toe shoes are REPULSIVE. These kind of shoes not only exist but are being worn by young guys attempting to woo young … Continue reading

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Chilling with my Bros in Speedos

#1 Pictures like this are embarrassing and should never be posted on Facebook. #2 You know how guys are always joking about camel toes? Well, there is a male camel toe in this photograph. Who can spot the ball toe?!

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Tattooing Your Boyfriend’s Face on Your Body is a Bad Idea

So, this sucks. Kat Von D., the tattooed television star who made headlines for breaking up Sandra Bullock and Jesse James’ marriage, has had some sad news of her own this week. She and Jesse are no longer engaged to … Continue reading

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Chinese Men Embrace Crop Tops, Disregard Social Norms

Remember in elementary school when it was really hot out, and you would loop your shirt through the collar to make it into a bikini/crop top number that was way too risque for any 8 year old to wear? Well, … Continue reading

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This is Not a Cute Look

The mugshot of California inmate, Patrick Brooks has gone viral this week due to the explicit face tattoo he has inked on his forehead. The tattoo, which reads, F*** YOU in bold letters across his face also happens to be … Continue reading

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Infographic Beard Guide

Bearded people can be mysterious. Thus, modern-day guides have been invented to help potential mates understand the furry-faced. Here is one infographic guide we greatly enjoy courtesy of visual.ly entitled, “The Trustworthiness of Beards”. [Click the above image to see in detail.] As our suspicions … Continue reading

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