Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

The Straggler

Posted on 10/01/2012 by admin

Recently on a warm evening, my friend and I were sitting on my front stoop having a glass of wine and chatting. Out of nowhere a dude comes stumbling down the sidewalk and approaches us. He’s a young guy probably … Continue reading →

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Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian: It was all a Sham

Posted on 01/12/2011 by admin

We know. This news just knocked you over the head with pure and utter shock. THEY WEREN’T FOR REAL. According to TMZ, sources close to Kris Humphries, claim Humphries now believes he was taken advantage of and merely a pawn … Continue reading →

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Charming Manchild

Posted on 28/10/2011 by admin

The only go-to hookup buddy I’ve ever had in my life is kind of a dud. My 8th grade best friend and I aptly dubbed him “The Skankmaster.” Going into high school, he got alot of ass because he played the guitar. At … Continue reading →

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The Starbucks Masturbator

Posted on 27/10/2011 by admin

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them. Bathrooms in NYC … Continue reading →

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Slippy Slidey

Posted on 18/10/2011 by admin

My boyfriend came home from a business trip in Toronto and relayed the following story he’d heard from a group of male colleagues: Once upon a time, a young man brought a young woman home to his place where they … Continue reading →

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Brotherly TMI

Posted on 14/10/2011 by admin

Recently a guy I have been conversing and flirting with, shared a bit more than I was interested in hearing. “When my brother and I were talking about you before we fell asleep the other night, he was trying to … Continue reading →

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