Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

NSFW: Body Sushi

At a certain gentlemen’s club, one of the services offered is “body sushi”, where you can pay to eat raw fish off of a naked stranger’s body. The club advertises this service with the below poster hanging outside the club. … Continue reading

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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading

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The Straggler

Recently on a warm evening, my friend and I were sitting on my front stoop having a glass of wine and chatting. Out of nowhere a dude comes stumbling down the sidewalk and approaches us. He’s a young guy probably … Continue reading

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Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian: It was all a Sham

We know. This news just knocked you over the head with pure and utter shock. THEY WEREN’T FOR REAL. According to TMZ, sources close to Kris Humphries, claim Humphries now believes he was taken advantage of and merely a pawn … Continue reading

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Charming Manchild

The only go-to hookup buddy I’ve ever had in my life is kind of a dud. My 8th grade best friend and I aptly dubbed him “The Skankmaster.” Going into high school, he got alot of ass because he played the guitar. At … Continue reading

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The Starbucks Masturbator

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them. Bathrooms in NYC … Continue reading

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Slippy Slidey

My boyfriend came home from a business trip in Toronto and relayed the following story he’d heard from a group of male colleagues: Once upon a time, a young man brought a young woman home to his place where they … Continue reading

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Brotherly TMI

Recently a guy I have been conversing and flirting with, shared a bit more than I was interested in hearing. “When my brother and I were talking about you before we fell asleep the other night, he was trying to … Continue reading

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The Scarf Sharers

While running this weekend, I came across this couple walking along the Hudson River. You know this couples’ type. They’re the type that do EVERYTHING together. From the moment they wake up in the morning til they brush their teeth … Continue reading

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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