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Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction
Jay Cutler Dumps Kristin Cavallari, Ends Engagement
When I first heard that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari were dating, I thought they were a match made in heaven. He, a douchey double-chinned quarterback whose presence I was graced with in my college years, and she, a bitchy … Continue reading
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Tagged Break-up, Engagement, Jay Cutler, Kristin Cavallari, Vanderbilt
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Spotted: Cute guy reading a book on the subway
I wonder what he’s reading… Oh, Assholes Finish First. Wow. No wonder he removed the book sleeve. SFAR
Hemp Wallets
There are certain items of clothing (accessories included) that should raise red flags in your mind. On that note, we’d like to turn your attention to…the hemp wallet. You may remember these from guys you knew in high school or … Continue reading
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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila…
A few weeks ago, I went on my first Match.com date. We met for drinks at a Mexican restaurant and started with some Margaritas. Everything was going alright and rather normally. I began to suspect my date had been drinking … Continue reading
Man Licks His Shoes Clean on the Subway
Living in New York can be great. Then there are the times when you see things like this on your way to work and have the sudden urge to move to a dude ranch in Wyoming.
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Levi Johnston: Deer in the Headlights
Once upon a time, John McCain decided he needed to win the votes of American women and called up a lil’ lady named Sarah Palin to ask if she would be his running mate. Little did he know that this … Continue reading
OCD Much?
Backstory: After three weeks of dating a guy who I thought was a somewhat shy cutie from the Midwest, I saw his apartment for the first time when I slept over one night. Horror awaited. For your convenience, a sampling of … Continue reading
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Bums Party Too
Bums Party Too I was at a warehouse party and, since I have a thing for punks, was very excited when I spotted a completely punk style guy carrying a dog. So cute! I went up to him and we started chatting. I … Continue reading
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Sobriety
Sometimes we singles get caught up in the moment and imagine a suitor to be better than they actually are. We want to love and nurture the men that come into our lives, even if they have rather glaring problems. Enter: hot … Continue reading
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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt
After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading →