Category Archives: Dysfunction Junction

Minivan Cruiser

Posted on 17/07/2012 by admin

Walking down the street in a lakeside town on vacation with my sister, two men pulled up to a stoplight in a minivan with the windows down, blaring music. I glanced over and they were making gestures, cat-calling, typical gross … Continue reading →

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Hardcore Train Trauma

Posted on 25/06/2012 by admin

I was coming back on the train from visiting my friend and her family at the beach. Enjoying the sunny day, I was looking out the windows at the passing towns. I glanced to my right and noticed a guy … Continue reading →

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Subway Peepshow

Posted on 31/05/2012 by admin

I was riding the train to the school where I teach one morning when I noticed something out of the corner of my eye. Some sort of seeds (maybe sunflower seeds?) were spilling out of a paper bag a man … Continue reading →

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Missed Connection Gem

Posted on 01/03/2012 by admin

“We both got on the Brooklyn-bound train on 6th Ave. It was around midnight, I think. You were Asian (and am still Asian, I assume), wearing a parka with a fur hood, and had a Chinese take-out box with you. I was … Continue reading →

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NSFW: Body Sushi

Posted on 27/01/2012 by admin

At a certain gentlemen’s club, one of the services offered is “body sushi”, where you can pay to eat raw fish off of a naked stranger’s body. The club advertises this service with the below poster hanging outside the club. … Continue reading →

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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

Posted on 18/01/2012 by admin

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading →

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