Category Archives: Douchey Comments

Baller on a Budget

Posted on 27/12/2011 by admin

Warning to all singles out there, a cheating “baller on a budget” is on the loose. Watch yourselves. SFAR

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Charming Manchild

Posted on 28/10/2011 by admin

The only go-to hookup buddy I’ve ever had in my life is kind of a dud. My 8th grade best friend and I aptly dubbed him “The Skankmaster.” Going into high school, he got alot of ass because he played the guitar. At … Continue reading →

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Rejected for Free Fries at the BK Lounge

Posted on 19/10/2011 by admin

So I return to the city where I am going to grad school after a summer away.  I naturally started talking to the guy I had been seeing before we left for the break.  We went out for beers a … Continue reading →

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10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Posted on 14/09/2011 by admin

The following pickup lines are not the typical come-ons you find on those cheesy lists of pickup lines that nobody actually uses. These are the ones that guys have actually used in real life situations in efforts to hook up … Continue reading →

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Bumper Sticker: Wyoming

Posted on 30/08/2011 by admin

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

Posted on 09/08/2011 by admin

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading →

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