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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading

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Como Se Dice (How do you say?)

I sit beside a young Guatemalan couple in Antigua, drinking my glass of wine and watching the sunset. They smile at me politely, hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes. The girl gets up to use the restroom. The … Continue reading

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Ex “Entitlement”

The following conversation was overheard while dining at my favorite local restaurant Friday evening. The two guys involved were young, nice looking young men approximately 30 years old. Guy 1: I saw you texting before. Is she in town? Guy … Continue reading

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Don’t Let the Child Fool You

I’ve been traveling around Latin America for the last seven months, and in every country I have experienced something SFAR worthy. Here is one such example. Walking through Banos, Ecuador, very early on a Sunday, I pass a nice-looking man in … Continue reading

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading

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“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading

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Missing the Target

I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend (always a risky situation) but we were going to go on a double date so I felt a little bit better about it. The four of us wound up … Continue reading

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Boo! I’m your date, and I’m an asshole.

I met a guy downtown one Saturday night and was excited to learn we’d both gone to college in Boston. It was a fun scene with good music, so we chatted. When I’d decided it was late and time for … Continue reading

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Douche of the Week: Albert Haynesworth

                 Despite the fact that we are sports fans, Haynesworth was not on our radar until earlier this week. And now that he is, we have many things to say. For those who don’t know, Redskins defensive tackle Albert … Continue reading

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