Category Archives: Douchey Comments

“I work in finance”- A Pet Peeve

Posted on June 28, 2011 by admin

Dear Men of New York, When I meet you and you ask the obligatory first question of every conversation in New York (“What do you do?”), I will happily oblige and tell you what you really want to know, which … Continue reading →

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Missing the Target

Posted on May 23, 2011 by admin

I got set up with a guy through a mutual friend (always a risky situation) but we were going to go on a double date so I felt a little bit better about it. The four of us wound up … Continue reading →

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Boo! I’m your date, and I’m an asshole.

Posted on May 18, 2011 by admin

I met a guy downtown one Saturday night and was excited to learn we’d both gone to college in Boston. It was a fun scene with good music, so we chatted. When I’d decided it was late and time for … Continue reading →

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Douche of the Week: Albert Haynesworth

Posted on April 29, 2011 by admin

                 Despite the fact that we are sports fans, Haynesworth was not on our radar until earlier this week. And now that he is, we have many things to say. For those who don’t know, Redskins defensive tackle Albert … Continue reading →

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Donkey Dick/ Horse Pat

Posted on April 21, 2011 by admin

Scene: Lower East Side rockers bar, the one where Lady Gaga’s boyfriend is the bartender (read: Bros/ Wallstreeters are not allowed) I’m sitting at the bar with a couple of friends. Above the bar there is a sign on the wall that … Continue reading →

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Warning: Verbal Masturbation Causes Phlegm

Posted on April 20, 2011 by admin

Scene: Manhattan bar. I’m visiting a fellow alum who happens to be a successful banker. We go out with some of her colleagues, and at the bar a 40-something year old man starts talking to my friends and I. Of course I … Continue reading →

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Dogs > Boyfriends

Posted on April 11, 2011 by admin

               After a girl had been dating her boyfriend for a few months, she felt him becoming withdrawn and he wasn’t paying her alot of attention. Aiming to get to the bottom of the situation, said girl confronted her boyfriend … Continue reading →

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Backhanded Compliment?

Posted on March 30, 2011 by admin

Guy: “I like your laugh. I can see how other people would find it extremely annoying, but I think it’s cute.”

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I Won’t Tell…

Posted on March 30, 2011 by admin

Scene: Senior College Beach Week Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend… Two years later, same guy and girl: Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on March 28, 2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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