Category Archives: Douchey Comments

Baller on a Budget

Posted on December 27, 2011 by admin

Warning to all singles out there, a cheating “baller on a budget” is on the loose. Watch yourselves. SFAR

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Charming Manchild

Posted on October 28, 2011 by admin

The only go-to hookup buddy I’ve ever had in my life is kind of a dud. My 8th grade best friend and I aptly dubbed him “The Skankmaster.” Going into high school, he got alot of ass because he played the guitar. At … Continue reading →

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Rejected for Free Fries at the BK Lounge

Posted on October 19, 2011 by admin

So I return to the city where I am going to grad school after a summer away.  I naturally started talking to the guy I had been seeing before we left for the break.  We went out for beers a … Continue reading →

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10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Posted on September 14, 2011 by admin

The following pickup lines are not the typical come-ons you find on those cheesy lists of pickup lines that nobody actually uses. These are the ones that guys have actually used in real life situations in efforts to hook up … Continue reading →

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Bumper Sticker: Wyoming

Posted on August 30, 2011 by admin

SFAR

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Arnold Wears “I Survived Maria!” T-Shirt

Posted on August 9, 2011 by admin

After cheating on wife Maria with their longtime live-in maid, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently spotted wearing a t-shirt stating that he “survived Maria.” What an asshole move. Stay classy, Arnold. Also, you should probably stay far far away from bike … Continue reading →

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Como Se Dice (How do you say?)

Posted on August 5, 2011 by admin

I sit beside a young Guatemalan couple in Antigua, drinking my glass of wine and watching the sunset. They smile at me politely, hold hands, and stare into each other’s eyes. The girl gets up to use the restroom. The … Continue reading →

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Ex “Entitlement”

Posted on July 31, 2011 by admin

The following conversation was overheard while dining at my favorite local restaurant Friday evening. The two guys involved were young, nice looking young men approximately 30 years old. Guy 1: I saw you texting before. Is she in town? Guy … Continue reading →

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Don’t Let the Child Fool You

Posted on July 14, 2011 by admin

I’ve been traveling around Latin America for the last seven months, and in every country I have experienced something SFAR worthy. Here is one such example. Walking through Banos, Ecuador, very early on a Sunday, I pass a nice-looking man in … Continue reading →

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Posted on July 5, 2011 by admin

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →

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