Category Archives: Douchey Comments

Nice Guys of OkC

Several readers have written us about a popular Tumblr “Nice Guys of OkCupid”. The blog is a collection of photos of single guys on OkCupid who in their profile describe themselves as “nice guys” and also make at least one … Continue reading

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A Less Than Charming Vanity Plate

Southern California has a vastly above average percentage of vanity plates- I don’t know the number, but am confident this is true. I’m even more confident it’s true because when I mentioned this notion to two native Southern Californians today … Continue reading

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Maybe Not Tonight

My female friend Molly had started a new job as front desk manager of a super-swanky boutique hotel and was crushing pretty hard on her coworker – the very sexy (and 10 years older) bar manager of the hotel lounge. … Continue reading

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And The Award for Worst Pick-up Line Goes to…

Nothing to sober you happy drunk than the worst pick up line EVER! In Perth for work having a few too many drinks with a mate when a guy comes up to her with the opening line of (brace yourself) … Continue reading

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Bowling Bust

I was going out with this guy I know from work to a bowling club. Once there, he informed me that the name his friends call him is Superman and insisted that I refer to him by that name throughout the night. … Continue reading

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Why Yes, They Are Mine

I was walking in Union Square Park to meet a friend for dinner, looking very weary after work when I ran into a friend. We chatted for a bit and as we said goodbye, two awkward chubby 15-year-old boys crossed … Continue reading

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Baller on a Budget

Warning to all singles out there, a cheating “baller on a budget” is on the loose. Watch yourselves. SFAR

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Charming Manchild

The only go-to hookup buddy I’ve ever had in my life is kind of a dud. My 8th grade best friend and I aptly dubbed him “The Skankmaster.” Going into high school, he got alot of ass because he played the guitar. At … Continue reading

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Rejected for Free Fries at the BK Lounge

So I return to the city where I am going to grad school after a summer away.  I naturally started talking to the guy I had been seeing before we left for the break.  We went out for beers a … Continue reading

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10 Worst Pick Up Lines

The following pickup lines are not the typical come-ons you find on those cheesy lists of pickup lines that nobody actually uses. These are the ones that guys have actually used in real life situations in efforts to hook up … Continue reading

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