Category Archives: Dating Disasters

Cats or Dogs?

Posted on April 25, 2011 by admin

                       I had hooked up with this significantly older man a couple of times and was somewhat interested in him. The second time we hooked up we took the opportunity to go out to brunch together and get to know … Continue reading →

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3rd Date Dilemma

Posted on April 19, 2011 by admin

So I went on two dates with a guy, and the first two had gone reasonably well so I agreed to a third. At the end of the date, the guy asked me back to his place for ’after-dinner drinks.’ I accepted … Continue reading →

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Slightly Out of Range, A Flash in the Pan

Posted on April 18, 2011 by admin

I created an online dating profile back in January and said I was interested in men ages 27-35. One of the first normal-seeming guys to hit me up listed his age as 36…slightly out of range, but I thought “Why … Continue reading →

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The Hit and Run

Posted on April 11, 2011 by admin

There was this guy that had liked me for a while and we had made out a few times and then he moved away. I knew he had recently come back into the city, and one night he called me … Continue reading →

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Do you want to skip dessert and get high?

Posted on March 31, 2011 by admin

As a middle-aged divorcee in the ’burbs, I can attest that the dating opportunities cup does not runneth over. That said, recently, I was introduced to this guy via a friend while at a bar listening to music. We had a … Continue reading →

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Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a

Posted on March 30, 2011 by Single for a Reason

Prepare to laugh. This is an EPIC voicemail that was left on the wrong guy’s machine from a girl named Dominic (huh?) who either works at Ebay or Jamba juice and loves the name Eunice but doesn’t know how to spell … Continue reading →

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I Won’t Tell…

Posted on March 30, 2011 by admin

Scene: Senior College Beach Week Guy (trying to convince girl to hook up with him): I won’t tell my long-distance girlfriend if you don’t tell your long-distance boyfriend… Two years later, same guy and girl: Guy: I won’t tell my non-existent … Continue reading →

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Bottle Service

Posted on March 28, 2011 by admin

I met a guy through some friends and we hung out as a group a couple of times. One night we all went out to a club and he bought a bottle. We all had a great time and then … Continue reading →

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Nothing Says Romance like a Bloomin’ Onion

Posted on March 14, 2011 by admin

As a divorced woman in suburban NJ, it’s exciting to have dating prospects (believe me, they are few and far between). Most recently I was asked out by a 52 year old man in southwestern New Jersey where I live. We … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Deal?

Posted on March 7, 2011 by admin

I went on a date with a totally sweet guy. Complete gentleman, whatever. So we see each other again and after the date things get, well, quickly intimate. We continue to communicate over text for the next few days. On … Continue reading →

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