Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Walmart: More Than Just Savings

A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he … Continue reading

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Stinkayy Feet

I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” … Continue reading

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Have donated, will overshare

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading

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You’re lucky I like you…

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading

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Anthony Weiner & the Nation’s Problem with Commitment

What’s that thing they say about news? It’s new. We know. However, while we have hesitated to write about this scandal, we feel it is too significant a story in US and New York politics not to acknowledge it. Moreover, … Continue reading

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Angry New Yorkers with Bladder Control Issues = Trouble

Scene: Three women of various ages are enjoying an evening out at a hotel opening in New York. After a few cocktails, the trio make their way to the ladies room. Unfortunately, the hotel only has two unisex bathrooms in … Continue reading

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Why Do Men’s Grooming Products Have Names Like This?

Seriously?

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Mustaches and Beards, Oh My

This is a highly belated post. We thought you might need some Monday morning laughter. Reveal, the reigning champs of the World Beards and Moustaches World Championships (WBMC). WBMC holds many competitive beard and mustache events, judging participants on 13 different styles … Continue reading

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Would you like to shake my stub?

One winter break in college, I went to my best friend’s hometown in South Bend, Indiana. All the Notre Dame kids were home for the holidays, so the town was much emptier than usual. After a couple false starts, we … Continue reading

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