Category Archives: Bodily Functions

You’re lucky I like you…

Posted on July 8, 2011 by admin

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading →

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Posted on July 5, 2011 by admin

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →

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Anthony Weiner & the Nation’s Problem with Commitment

Posted on July 2, 2011 by admin

What’s that thing they say about news? It’s new. We know. However, while we have hesitated to write about this scandal, we feel it is too significant a story in US and New York politics not to acknowledge it. Moreover, … Continue reading →

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Angry New Yorkers with Bladder Control Issues = Trouble

Posted on June 17, 2011 by admin

Scene: Three women of various ages are enjoying an evening out at a hotel opening in New York. After a few cocktails, the trio make their way to the ladies room. Unfortunately, the hotel only has two unisex bathrooms in … Continue reading →

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Why Do Men’s Grooming Products Have Names Like This?

Posted on June 8, 2011 by admin

Seriously?

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Mustaches and Beards, Oh My

Posted on June 6, 2011 by admin

This is a highly belated post. We thought you might need some Monday morning laughter. Reveal, the reigning champs of the World Beards and Moustaches World Championships (WBMC). WBMC holds many competitive beard and mustache events, judging participants on 13 different styles … Continue reading →

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Would you like to shake my stub?

Posted on May 27, 2011 by admin

One winter break in college, I went to my best friend’s hometown in South Bend, Indiana. All the Notre Dame kids were home for the holidays, so the town was much emptier than usual. After a couple false starts, we … Continue reading →

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Sayonara, Carpet Pisser

Posted on March 29, 2011 by admin

Transcript: Elliot- Just so you know, that smell in your bedroom is from when you got out of bed this morning- circa 8:50 AM- and had a piss against your door. I believe that you were aiming for the plastic … Continue reading →

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Rockette Kicks at the Gym

Posted on March 18, 2011 by admin

I have seen a fellow at the gym whose actions have amused me so much I’ve been tempted to take a photo/video and had to stifle my laughter. The guy is probably in his mid-20s, 15-20 pounds overweight, and always … Continue reading →

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Dozing Dates

Posted on February 21, 2011 by admin

A guy that I’ve gone on dates with before invited me to meet him in his neighborhood. I was hoping to have an enjoyable evening, though he did tell me en route to meet him that he had been drinking … Continue reading →

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