Category Archives: Bodily Functions

The Tinkler

Posted on January 26, 2012 by admin

While living in Manhattan, I used to go to down my parent’s house on the Jersey Shore. One weekend, I met a cute, fit, super-tanned, bro-ish state park lifeguard at a bar. Besides the bro-ish aspect, he seemed harmless. Also, … Continue reading →

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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

Posted on January 18, 2012 by admin

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading →

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Alabama Fan Annoyed at her Boyfriend’s Meltdown over Loss to LSU

Posted on November 7, 2011 by admin

Everyone knows that Southerners take football seriously, and Alabama is home to some of the most devoted fans. However, this frat dude took it to a whole new level after Saturday’s LSU-Alabama game when he just couldn’t hold back the … Continue reading →

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The Starbucks Masturbator

Posted on October 27, 2011 by admin

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them. Bathrooms in NYC … Continue reading →

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The Pink Shorts Farter

Posted on September 30, 2011 by admin

It was a busy night at the restaurant where I work, when a young couple came in for their dinner reservation. The man was wearing pink shorts. The owner seemed to have overbooked that night so the hostess apologized telling … Continue reading →

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Walmart: More Than Just Savings

Posted on August 11, 2011 by admin

A man was arrested in Louisiana yesterday for “obscenity”, which in this particular situation translates to driving around a Walmart parking lot with his erect dick out. Why would he do that, you might ask? According to police records, he … Continue reading →

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Stinkayy Feet

Posted on August 3, 2011 by admin

I recently met a cute 33 year old British guy – oh does the accent do British men wonders! One evening he ended up coming over to my place, but before long said he needed to “air out his feet” … Continue reading →

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Have donated, will overshare

Posted on July 16, 2011 by admin

I got into the elevator at the office this morning and was joined by two young guys who presumably work in the building. They were loud-talking and it was hot, so i leaned my head against the interior wall and … Continue reading →

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You’re lucky I like you…

Posted on July 8, 2011 by admin

A few weeks ago I hooked up with a guy who I had hooked up with before. I’m not going to lie and say I didn’t think about going for Round 2 in the morning when we woke up, but … Continue reading →

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Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (Balls)

Posted on July 5, 2011 by admin

Background: Girl meets boy at 4th of July party. Boy and girl make out, exchange numbers. Girl saves his number in her phone as “soccer” because he was once a pro soccer player. At the end of the night, girl … Continue reading →

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