Category Archives: Bodily Functions

Hair You See Him, Hair You Don’t

I had just relocated to a new city and was settling in, meeting new people and finding my way. One day I received a Facebook message from an acquaintance I hadn’t heard from in years. At first I wasn’t sure … Continue reading

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Garlic Pill Epidemic

When my ex-boyfriend and I were first together, I noticed on more than one occasion that he would smell STRONGLY of garlic on his breath, when we hadn’t eaten anything garlicky. One night I mentioned to him that he smelled … Continue reading

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A Page from Jimmy Fallon’s New Book

Jimmy Fallon’s new book, Thank You Notes 2, has a lot of gems in it. This is one of my personal faves. Yup. SFAR. To check out the book on Amazon: click here

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When You Gotta Go…

So I recently went on a few dates with a guy, and things seemed really promising. He was attractive, successful, really nice, and seemed genuine. So it finally came time when I felt comfortable having a little sleepover. It was … Continue reading

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INSANITYYYYY

A few months ago I was set up with a guy through a friend who she said I would like. He was great on paper and thanks to Facebook, and the fact that blind dates are no longer 100% blind, … Continue reading

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The Tinkler

While living in Manhattan, I used to go to down my parent’s house on the Jersey Shore. One weekend, I met a cute, fit, super-tanned, bro-ish state park lifeguard at a bar. Besides the bro-ish aspect, he seemed harmless. Also, … Continue reading

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Cream in your Pants, Not on a Lady’s Leg

So I’d met this guy a few times and we always innocently flirted when we saw each other. He always went out of his way to be very polite and introduce me to all of his friends (and remembered my … Continue reading

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Alabama Fan Annoyed at her Boyfriend’s Meltdown over Loss to LSU

Everyone knows that Southerners take football seriously, and Alabama is home to some of the most devoted fans. However, this frat dude took it to a whole new level after Saturday’s LSU-Alabama game when he just couldn’t hold back the … Continue reading

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The Starbucks Masturbator

As New York Magazine and Gawker have reported, there’s a guy running around New York City pledging to pleasure himself in each Starbucks restroom in the city. Gross. In case you are curious, there are 187 of them. Bathrooms in NYC … Continue reading

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The Pink Shorts Farter

It was a busy night at the restaurant where I work, when a young couple came in for their dinner reservation. The man was wearing pink shorts. The owner seemed to have overbooked that night so the hostess apologized telling … Continue reading

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