Bed Bugs for Steak Dinner, Not an Even Exchange

Girl: I hear your company has bed bugs. Are you in quarantine?

Boy: Lol, it is miserable, how does news spread like that? What happened to our date lil lady?

Girl: I have intel, you never followed up on a date, buddy.

Boy: Well now ur intel is telling u my place of work is infested with bed bugs, there is no way ull want to go to a steak dinner now? Or would u?

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