Would you like a band-aid for that burn?

Posted on 25/01/2011 by admin

Boy (one month after dumping girl): I know we haven’t spoken in a while but I just wanted to let you know that I got rejected everywhere except I got waitlisted at *Insert douchey ivy league school here*.

Girl: Sorry, what? You forgot one last rejection—me rejecting you. Boo-hoo.

Single for a reason.

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