Scene: Three women of various ages are enjoying an evening out at a hotel opening in New York. After a few cocktails, the trio make their way to the ladies room. Unfortunately, the hotel only has two unisex bathrooms in the event space and there is a line of 5 or 6 people waiting.
One of the women asks the men on line if the ladies can go first, to which a 50-something man in a suit lets out a high-pitched yell, screaming, “THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!”
The ladies get on the end of the line, and the 30-something woman stands right behind the gentleman with the urgent pissing situation. He turns to her and says “You understand, I have bladder control issues.”
a. TMI, sir
b. No, she does not understand, she is about 20 years your junior.
c. Buy some Depends if you can’t go to a party and not piss your GD pants, bucko.
