Douche of the Week: Scott Disick

First came Kim’s sex tape. Then the whole family got famous off of her sex-sess and Seacrest/E gave them a reality show. However painful it was to watch people with no skills or particular talents waste money on Birkin bags and Louboutins, there was nothing that could prepare us for the shitstorm that is Scott Disick.

We have many questions about Scott, including:

1) What do you do for a living? What is this “business” you have a “career in?”

2) How much hair gel do you go through a day? Do you buy it in bulk at Costco to save trips to the pharmacy?

3) How does it feel to have an entire country hate you?

4) When everyone else was watching Mr. Rogers, were you watching American Psycho?

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